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Character Demographics:
Fandom: House, M.D.
Name: Dr. Gregory House
Age: 49
Physical Appearance: Sex on a Stick
Education: undergraduate at John Hopkins; John Hopkins Medical School (he unceremoniously departed); finished up at University of Michigan. Has a specialty in infectious diseases and nephrology.
Occupation: Former Head of the Department of Diagnostic Medicine for Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital
Significant Other: His Vicodin
Sexual Preference: House talks a big game, but in reality he’s quite the vanilla hermit. That’s what happens when you hit middle age, have a bummed leg, and are nearly impotent due to the meds.


Character Biography:
History: Military Brat. Bad relationship with his father. Puzzles. Stacy. Infarction. Wilson. Wilson and Amber. And, you know what, it’s actually none of your damn business.
Personality in seven words or less: abrasive, Aristotelian, charming, confident, intelligent, peculiar.
How Others Perceive Your Character: As a maddening, egotistical, jackass
Beliefs, Convictions, Morals: Everybody Lies.
Reason(s) for Escaping to Canada: He has no idea. But he’s going to find out.
Their DHAs [Dreams, Hopes, and Aspirations] for Canada: Oh, you know the usual, find an acre of land to call his own, settle down, marry a pretty girl, and raise a family. Maybe get a puppy too!



Twenty-Questions for the Characters:
1. What turns them on: anomalies
2. What turns them off: redundancy
3. Would they see a shrink: No
4. Worst Childhood experience: none of your damn business
5. Favorite Film: Dirty Harry
6. Favorite Song: “Lola” by The Kinks
7. Favorite Word: poppycock
8. Least Favorite Word: cripple
9. Favorite Curse Word: Fuck
10. Best gift ever received: Science Kit while in Egypt
11. Sound or Noise they hate: the rattle of his Vicodin bottle
12. Sound or Noise they love: the rattle of his Vocodin bottle
13. Do they know the answer to 64 million dollar question: Yes.
14. [Complete the sentence] ... All the world's a stage... And I’m playing God.
15. Did Yoko Ono really break up the Fab Four: No.
16. Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee: Bruce Lee
17. Half full or half empty: Half Empty
18. Coke or Pepsi: Coke
19. If they were a Jellybean flavor, which one: licorice
20. And, finally, if Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It wasn’t a test.